- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

hi, im sober.

What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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