Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Caitlyn.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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