A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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