- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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