- Anti Joke

Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

HOLY SHIT!!!!

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Miscarriages.

a man walked into a bar....

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Whats worse than a joke? This

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better