- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

ecks! why zee?

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

ur gay

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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