- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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