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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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9/11

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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women sports....

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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My friend harris is fat.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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