- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

a pornstar comes early to a party

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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