- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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