It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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http://citizenmcgeedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/borat-banana-hammock.jpg?w=300

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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