What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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This sentence is a lie.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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