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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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