Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Two planes walk into an office building

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

thumb_up thumb_down -5

So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

thumb_up thumb_down -5

have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops