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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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