Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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pee

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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