Knock, Knock. Come in!

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Stop procrastinating.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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