- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

This joke is funny

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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