My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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