- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Robin, get in the car!

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

The WPGA tour

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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