- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

test

Im taking a shit right now.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

The NBA and womens sports

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Xzibit

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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