- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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