- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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