- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Womens' sports

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

gay people

Im taking a shit right now.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Latvia isn't a joke

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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