- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

what happens every day? People die

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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