Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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The WPGA tour

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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