Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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