What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Carrot fingers

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Women's rights

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Where's my tractor?

Anti Joke

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