Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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* anti-punchline

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U mad?

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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Punching a baby

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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