- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

You and your parents are going to die today

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

eden stop

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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