- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

Jews

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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