- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

When life throws you lemons, duck.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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