The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Im taking a shit right now.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Womens' sports

gay people

Latvia isn't a joke

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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