- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

I dont have a girlfriend

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

wanna hear a joke? i dont

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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