Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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The WNBA

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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