Oh my God! A talking dog!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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Your mums a potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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