What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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My kids are mistakes.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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