A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Robin, get in the car!

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

I bet you read this. Told ya.

girls basketball

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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