- Anti Joke

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

black people are white when i use night gogles

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.