Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

This is Heading 1

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

black people are white when i use night gogles

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool