What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

Anti Joke

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