What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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Well... At that time everyone expected that the only people that knew hypnosis where either "born with the gift from the stars" or was some old beard man that spent "hundreds of years in the mountains".or a wizard or a shamanic priest, or well some guy in a particular stupid suit of sorts, it increased its potency simple as that, as having people stare at me and laugh because "You are not some beardy guru master" is a pretty bad start for the effective use of mass hypnosis. Mono-ideoism actually just means really concentrated focus on a single object or state of mind, the thing about the name (aside from sounding kinda mono-idiotic) is that strong focus alone does NOT lead to a state of relaxation which is one of the prime requirements to achieve a state of trance, I mean try focusing on something really hard and your body produces a huge amount of beta waves, aka stress. All of that is bullshit, but my horrible childhood did leave me with the "gift" to space out pretty quickly, so I learned it pretty fast without really knowing what it was at first.

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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* anti-punchline

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U mad?

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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I can count to potato.

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