Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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Women

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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no

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Anti Joke

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