- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

hola said the chinese man

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What's the difference between a duck?

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