- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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