What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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