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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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