Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

Get on your knees Ho

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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