- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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