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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Your Mother

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Alex Gedrose.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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