I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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What did the DJ play at the disco? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill? Confused, mind bruised, it seeps out It seeps out, it seeps out Face down, home town looks so grey Looks so grey, looks so grey Convexed you bend, twist and shout Twist and shout, twist and shout Stand up brush off get moving Get moving, get moving What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) Face down, home town, face down, home town Face down, home town, it looks so grey (x4) What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/monster_lyrics_automatic_the.html All about Automatic The: http://www.musictory.com/music/Automatic+The

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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charlie sheen

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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