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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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the game

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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