- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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