why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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Michel Moor on a die...

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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uas;ugbasrG "khVESGF;OQWAEFH;OASEHFO;SAEFUASUusa;uefSOEHFSOEHDF;oasehf;oasehf;uoashvo;uasfo'H EF;owefhoaw;sefoasjefpiwaejf MINTY FRESGH

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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Jews

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Anti Joke

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