black people are white when i use night gogles

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

I bet you read this. Told ya.

girls basketball

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?