why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Jews

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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