What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Women can vote? WTF

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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