- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Safe sex MR

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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