- Anti Joke

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake