Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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