yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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I grunt when I poop.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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