- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What's the difference between a duck?

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

hola said the chinese man

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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