- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Where are you going Your house

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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