- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

black people

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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