- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

I grunt when I poop.

What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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