What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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THE GAME.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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Bacon is delcious.

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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