What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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