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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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