Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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