what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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