what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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