Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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